QNOA: Have You Ever (Etcetera)
I have not posted anything spicy for a while. This isn't a story or anything but it is totally sex stuff and totally NSFW. I've warned you, okay? So don't come complaining to me if you click “read more…”
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Seriously? Obvs. Ask Vul.
Kissed a boy?
Hn. Yeah. Girls kiss better tho.
Done you know, mouth stuff with a girl?
Mouth stuff? You mean like kissing? Talking?
...like oral?
Ha ha. Dork. Yes, obvs.
With a boy?
Actually, uh no. I've kind of avoided that.
Actual sex with-
Yes, yes. Boring.
Rude. Okay, have you ever done it with both at the same time?
Only in my head, my dude.
More than one person at all?
Nope, an ex (two actually) offered but yeah no to that nightmare idea. Like okay, sure, let me sleep with the person I dumped. Sounds super healthy and wouldn't have ruined my new relationship at all.
Would you try it with more than one tho?
I mean maybe? It really depends on how I feel in the moment, how Vul feels, how much chaos I have that day. It's not an icky idea but I mean if you read my writing I am defs not against. That's all I really have to say on that.
What's the weirdest thing you've done?
That's subjective. The scariest thing is posting stories for ppl to read bc some of them are based on true events and I'm always worried about getting judged or labeled.
Wait, some of your stories are real?!
Ha ha, well. Yeah. I edit and change for humor and story flow and stuffs but like maybe 75% real. And before you ask, yes I left butt prints on a hood, shut up. It was dark!
So is it true that you're horny all the time? How does that affect your sex life?
Uh, spicy pls. And mostly true, yes, but tbh that doesn't mean I was ever overtly looking bc really, sex with most ppl is a waste of time. That sounds mean I guess but whatever? Vul has skills tho, waaaay skills. Hn. What were we saying?
Okay, uhm. Hm. Are you the dumper or the dumpee?
I've never been dumped. I've made it seem like a mutual decision to make ppl feel better but like, yeah. Does that make me terrible? Ha ha.
Have you ever been cheated on?
I dunno? Probably. Wait actually yeah kind of, I was on a trip and my gf at the time ended up making out with a few ppl bc she was drunk or whatever so i guess that counts. Well making out and like whatever base boob stuff is.
Uh boob stuff?
Use your imagination.
Like….
Ugh, ha ha, fuck offff. Her mouth, some prob sweaty drunk girl's boobs apparently. Whatever, it was more “ugh you have terrible taste.”
Pun intended?
Ha ha sure. Anyway…
Okay so have you ever cheated?
Wow, that was a shift. So yeah I covered my thoughts on that in an earlier blog. I am not sorry, tbh it was justified to me and I stand by that.
Would cheating be a dealbreaker for you?
Cheating on me, I mean maybe. Cheating in the past, not really, it depends on why you know? I get that ppl can be trapped or desparate for affection so not rly.
Okay, okay, lightening the mood. Do you have any celeb crushes?
Ha ha no. I'm demi for the most part so stranger crushes are not a vibe.
Any friend crushes?
Nnnno but if I did would I out them here, I mean thats just mean! I joke flirt with some of them sometimes but I'm not serious.
Okay, one more. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
My fav...what? Ha ha weird end but whatever. Soft serve, choco vanilla swirlie. Ice cream, prob a dark choc but super dark gelato is soooooo much better than both. But if it is super hot out, lemon ice is my best nom.